New SSDC Tool - Available Soon

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Hello Software Scumbags.

Sometimes your manager is away from you for extended times, so how can we maintain your motivation and self-esteem levels suitably low?

Introducing the SSDC VI Criticizer.

In aggressive mode.

Or you might prefer Passive Aggressive mode.

Using machine learning technologies, IoT, big data and other stuff we have designed a revolutionary heuristic ego reduction algorithm that will rip apart your design choices, style and technique.

And we all know engineers with low egos work harder and charge less.

Lots of Love

Steve