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It seems our small community is not immune from the occasional bad news which plauge real life.
How did Douglas Adams put it? "Nothing travels faster than light, with the expception of bad news, but when they tried to build ships powered by bad news, they were not welcome where they got to, so there was no point in getting there".
Hey! Look! I found a place with a lot of links to funny stuff! 
Well, I'm pretty good at bad jokes, so here it goes.
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic James Bond fan that joined the 700 club?"
Ed
Using the Abort button to stop your VI is like using a tree to stop your car. It works, but there may be consequences.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
How's that for a groaner.
This one is about Carma.
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband - "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just a drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I didn't - it's three in the morning and raining like hell out there!"
"Well you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on the freeway and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark. "Hello - are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing" the drunk replies.
@shoneill wrote:
A family invites some good friends Mr and Mrs Smith over for dinner one evening......
Good one.
How about this.
A little girl when asked her name would always reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother wanting her to be a confident, and independent person told her that she was wrong and must tell people that she is Miss Jane Sugarbrown.
After church one day the pastor was saying goodbyes at the door. He looked down at the little girl with her mother and father and said, "You must be Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." She replied, " No sir." "I thought I was but Mommy just told me I wasn't."
Kids say the darnedest things, don't they?
