Who were you in your previous life?

[SteveChandler]

<Andy Rooney Voice>

 Are you tired of paying those high prices for past life analysis? Why not just google it!

</Andy Rooney Voice>

Just do a google search for "died on november 4 2011" replacing the date with your birth date. [Edit: you might try different date formats if you are unsatisfied with the answer] The first Wikipedia entry is who you were in your previous life. I was a US Senator!!

Obviously don't post who you were unless you want everyone to know your birthday.

[jcarmody]

Your method reveals that I won Venezuela's beauty pageant.  I question your method.  😄

[Ben]

I was a profesional baseball pitcher according to the method described.

That would explain why deplore baseball.

Interesting to learn since all these years I just thought is was boring (in its day it was probably fun but the competition back then was watching the wheat grow).

Ben

[SteveChandler]

A senator, a beauty queen and a baseball picher walk into a bar. The bartender says?

[crossrulz]

I was an Australian painter.  Weird.  I hate art.  But that could explain my facination with LabVIEW (code in pictures).

[Ben]

[Set GroanMode = True] 

---

Steve Chandler wrote:

A senator, a beauty queen and a baseball picher walk into a bar. The bartender says...

---

Bartender: Hi Senator! Can I interest you in buying me dinner?

Senator: Well yes but why didn't you not ask the others?

Bartender: I figured you'd buy me dinner to buy my vote. I would probably strike out with them.

ta-da-dumb

Ben

[tst]

---

@Steve Chandler wrote:

A senator, a beauty queen and a baseball picher walk into a bar. The bartender says?

---

"You must be quite talented to have achieved all of those things".

For what it's worth, it's not that far fatched - this one, for instance, wasn't a baseball player, but she was a beauty queen, an actress, a TV presenter and is currently a member of parliament. She also has a master's degree in EE, eight children and control of three languages.

P.S. Without looking, I happen to know that a well known singer died the day I was born. With my singing abilities, it's clear your system is broken.

P.P.S. Your jokes also sounds like a Harry Chapin song.

[jcarmody]

Ben,

You forgot to turn GroanMode off!  The rest of this thread is going to be HORRIBLE.  😛

[Ben]

---

@jcarmody wrote:

Ben,

You forgot to turn GroanMode off!  The rest of this thread is going to be HORRIBLE.  😛

---

Well you could have done it!

[Set GroanMode = False]

Re: reincarnation

I do not give it much thought since the current life is challenge enough. My grandmother on the other hand did and was convinced that I was the son she lost as an infant since he died on the same day of the year that I was born (about 25 years later).

Ben

[SteveChandler]

---

@Ben wrote:

[Set GroanMode = True] 

---

@Steve Chandler wrote:

A senator, a beauty queen and a baseball picher walk into a bar. The bartender says...

---

Bartender: Hi Senator! Can I interest you in buying me dinner?

Senator: Well yes but why didn't you not ask the others?

Bartender: I figured you'd buy me dinner to buy my vote. I would probably strike out with them.

ta-da-dumb

Ben

---

Sorry people on the other side of the cubicle walls for my outburst but that was funny!

ROTFL

I really didn't think anybody could come up with a good punch line for that. Unfortunately I am limited to only one kudos per post so I'll go find another one and kudos that.