12-19-2011 05:22 PM
@Ben wrote:
"If you are always early, you are never late." - Ben Rayner
"If you are always early, you are never on time." --CA
12-20-2011 07:53 AM
@altenbach wrote:
@Ben wrote:
"If you are always early, you are never late." - Ben Rayner"If you are always early, you are never on time." --CA
"If you are always early, it means you keep forgetting to do something you're supposed to do." --SM
12-20-2011 08:23 AM
"If you are always early, you never worry about being late" - RR
12-20-2011 08:45 AM
"A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - CA Gandalf
12-20-2011 09:44 AM
@altenbach wrote:
@Ben wrote:
"If you are always early, you are never late." - Ben Rayner"If you are always early, you are never on time." --CA
"If you are always early, you must be programming in LabVIEW." -J.B
12-20-2011 09:47 AM
@altenbach wrote:
@Ben wrote:
"If you are always early, you are never late." - Ben Rayner"If you are always early, you are never on time." --CA
Alternately--
"If you are always early, you should spend more time on the NI forums." -8-Ball
12-20-2011 04:49 PM
If you are always early, check for rounding errors.
12-20-2011 10:55 PM
If you are always early you are living in a virtual world
12-20-2011 11:21 PM
This calls for some classic Steven Wright:
What is the speed of dark?
If you are in a spaceship traveling at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen?
I am experiencing amnesia and déjà vu at the same time right now.
12-20-2011 11:36 PM