05-11-2017 01:39 PM
@LV_Pro wrote:
Just be sure those snow banks aren't concealing a pile of bricks or something! Former brother-in-law took the groom "off-roading" in a field near the wedding reception (hey, I live in red-neck country, who'd think it in New York!). He had sort of scouted it previously, didn't know of the 3ft/1m diameter log in the middle of the weeds, hit it end on with the transfer case, chassis moved forward after the power train stopped.
Hah!
6 inches to the left and i'd have been just fine... wouldn't have even noticed the log there...
3rd ride on that sled.
05-12-2017 07:38 AM - edited 05-12-2017 07:39 AM
Hi Snow,
Do you mind if I call you snow or should it be Mr. Mule?
After looking at that image, I am certain that you guys are crazy.
I had mentioned earlier the better-half had ordered a new sword. It arrived last night along with a battle spear.
Damascus steel
No need to beat the plow shares.
She is pleased.
Ben
05-12-2017 09:01 AM - edited 05-12-2017 09:15 AM
snow or should it be Mr. Mule?
Having had the pleasure of sloughing some suds near Mr. Mule
HAUSA would be a good nickname (How Are yoU Still Alive)
Mike! is a nice guy despite the occasional lack of respect for gravity Newton's laws, may not be a frontal lobe aspect in him
05-12-2017 10:34 AM
@JÞB wrote:
snow or should it be Mr. Mule?
Having had the pleasure of sloughing some suds near Mr. Mule
SpoilerHe dropped into a sno-mo swap event near me a few years ago and took the time out of his day to chat.HAUSA would be a good nickname (How Are yoU Still Alive)
Mike! is a nice guy despite the occasional lack of respect for gravity Newton's laws, may not be a frontal lobe aspect in him
Self-explanatory guide:
05-16-2017 09:42 AM
NOT political so relax!!!!
So I was watching the news and observed that James Comey seemed to tower over those around him.
Curious I started to do a Google search and I was disturbed since the auto-complete of the search phrase is often and indication that Google has been tracking my browsing and is pushing something on me.
I just had to type;
"How tall"
and the second autocomplete option was "how tall James Comey".
So I was not the first person to notice. The answer by the way is 6'8".
Ben
05-16-2017 10:02 AM
In a kind of (not really) similar vein to what Ben just wrote:
When I go to get some cash from an ATM I began to notice that the amount of money I wanted to get started matching perfectly the amount the ATM suggested to me. It became more and more noticeable that the machine apparently knew how much money I wanted irrespective of which bank owned the ATM. I thought that everybody must have been withdrawing the same amount of cash. Whoever was at the machine before me always seemed to want the exact same transaction as me. I was starting to believe I was just completely tuned in to the Zeitgeist and was an innocent part of some weird financial singularity.........
Then someone explianed that my ATM card simply has a small memory in the chip of how much money I withdraw last time and suggests the same amount to me next time. I had simply become consistent in the amount of money I was withdrawing.
I felt deflated. For a moment I thought I belonged to something, no idea what, but something.
05-16-2017 10:05 AM
There may be a place for you Shane.
I heard something last night about people are marrying themselves. Seeing you have a history of agreeing with yourself...
But then again, you are already spoken for.
Ben
05-16-2017 10:07 AM
@Ben wrote:
There may be a place for you Shane.
I heard something last night about people are marrying themselves. Seeing you have a history of agreeing with yourself...
But then again, you are already spoken for.
Ben
I'm sure there are plenty of us who are interested in Sologamy
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them." John Bernard Books
05-16-2017 11:33 AM
Not sure that actually agreeing is a hallmark of marriage. 😉
05-16-2017 01:11 PM
@Intaris wrote:
Then someone explianed that my ATM card simply has a small memory in the chip of how much money I withdraw last time and suggests the same amount to me next time. I had simply become consistent in the amount of money I was withdrawing.
Do you really think it is memory in the chip? I figured it was probably the ATM machine querying the network and that is where your patterns are stored.