BreakPoint
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I may need a few of these today.
Top ten excuses for falling asleep at your desk.
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"Amen"
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
Using the Abort button to stop your VI is like using a tree to stop your car. It works, but there may be consequences.
A day in the life at the etch-a-sketch help desk...
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
Not a joke, but a funny quote from a private board on the subject of children:
"If I remember well, these little human beings have the bad habit to ask for food at any time during the night. That was one of the worst periods in my life, since my wife never managed to leave our bed without waking me up..."
Unfortunately, that quote is from CC himself, so I don't know how much it will help to make him laugh, but at least it can make the rest of us laugh. 
